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AN INVASION!

A LARGE ARMY OF FOREIGN BACTERIA IS INVADING THE UNITED STATES. THE BACTERIA ARE A SPECIES OF THE POSTMATERIAL PARTY FOR WORLDWIDE EQUALITY. THEY WERE DISCOVERED IN A VILLAGE IN EASTERN AFRICA. THEY ARE EXITING THE AFRICAN CONTINENT VIA ITS WESTERN SHORE AND ENTERING THE U.S. THROUGH SOUTHERN FLORIDA. THEY, THEN, ARE MOVING LIKE WILDFIRE UP THE AMERICAN EAST COAST. THEY ARE DESCENDING PRIMARILY ON MAJOR URBAN CENTERS TO SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS OF THEIR PARTY'S PLAN FOR WORLDWIDE PEACEFUL CHANGE. ALL OVER THE PLANET, THEY ARE CONVEYING THE GREAT AND HORRIFIC NEWS OF THE PARTY'S RESOLVE TO MAKE THE WORLD EQUAL.